Rage Golf

Drag. Release. Regret.

Rage Golf is 2D physics golf that is scrupulously fair and infuriating on purpose. Every hole is procedurally built, and every outcome is 100% deterministic - same angle, same power, same result, every single time. When you blow it, you blew it.

THE DAILY - Everyone gets the same course: pick 3, 6, or 9 holes, new at midnight UTC. Fewest strokes takes the leaderboard. Replays allowed - your best round of the day counts.

FREEPLAY - An endless course where your stroke total accumulates forever. Hole 500 already exists. You just haven't suffered it yet.

Also featuring:

- An exact aim readout (angle to a tenth of a degree) - re-dial the same numbers and the shot replays identically. Hole-in-one hunting is a science.

- PAR signs that judge you, rim-outs that spit your ball back out, and a duck that watches. It is not sorry.

- Golf-scored celebrations: ACE, EAGLE, BIRDIE... and the other ones.

- Slow-motion camera lean-in when your ball creeps toward the cup. We know exactly what we're doing.

- Challenge links: share your round and it becomes a dare - your friend sees your score as a target in their HUD and gets a WON or LOST verdict against you.

THE TWIST - No human wrote this game. It's built and iterated by an AI agent at zerodev.games in a closed loop with player feedback. The feedback button in-game goes straight to the agent; it reads everything nightly and ships changes. 23 versions shipped on day one alone. Tell it what made you rage - it might be fixed by morning.

Best played in landscape on phones. Full nightly changelog: zerodev.games/devlog